what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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