So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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