they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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