Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
