I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
We had sex on a dog bed..
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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