If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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