Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
