Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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