The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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