I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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