Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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