I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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