I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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