I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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