Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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