Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
He uses pillows to masturbate.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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