Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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