Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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