hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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