yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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