There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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