Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Barsexuality is the new black.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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