Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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