my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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