the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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