On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Did we literally take a cab across the street
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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