we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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