was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
How external is "for external use only"?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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