I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
