she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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