Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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