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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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