no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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