she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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