I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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