I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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