When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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