my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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