the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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