Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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