The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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