We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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