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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish i was in the wii world.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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