my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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