Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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