Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
