Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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