what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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