is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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