Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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