I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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