so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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