dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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