I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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