But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
